Belmont Bliss: Jakarta's Chicest 1BR Getaway (Travelio)

Belmont Bliss: Jakarta's Chicest 1BR Getaway (Travelio)
Belmont Bliss: Jakarta's Chicest 1BR Getaway (Travelio) - A Whirlwind Review (Get Ready!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a little Jakarta jaunt to check out the ahem Belmont Bliss: Jakarta's Chicest 1BR Getaway (Travelio). Sounds fancy, right? Well, sometimes fancy is just…well, you’ll see. This review, folks, is going to be raw, real, and maybe a little…scatterbrained. Just bear with me!
First Impressions: The Arrival & Accessibility (or the lack thereof, initially)
So, getting there. Airport transfer? Tick. They offer it. Nice touch. Though, let’s be real, after 15 hours in a metal tube, anything that involves not wrangling a taxi is a win. Now, this is where my accessibility radar started pinging. The elevator situation seemed decent enough, so I figured, "Hey, smooth sailing!" IMPORTANT NOTE: I don’t require wheelchair accessibility, but I'm always looking out for my friends who do. This is where it got a little…sketchy. While the website claims facilities for disabled guests, I'd really recommend double-checking and calling ahead if you have specific needs. The public areas seemed… okay. Not actively hostile to mobility aids, but not exactly screaming "welcome, inclusive guest!"
The Room: A Microcosm of…Mostly Good Things (and a minor existential crisis)
Okay, the 1BR itself. Honestly? Pretty darn chic. The decor? Modern. The lighting? Mood-setting. The views? Okay, I was on a higher floor, but the "view" was mostly other buildings. Still, I’d take it over staring at a brick wall any day.
Available in all rooms: So, here's a rapid-fire room rundown: Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check (thank the gods, because I cannot function without one). Bathrobes? Yes! (I lived in those things.) Bathroom phone? Surprisingly, yes. Bathtub? YES! (After that flight, I needed a bath. Deep, soul-cleansing bath). Coffee/tea maker? Okay, this is important. They had the good stuff. Not that instant, watery nonsense. Proper coffee. HUGE WIN. Complimentary tea? Double win. Free bottled water? Always appreciated. Hair dryer? Oh, yes. I mean, who wants to resemble a drowned rat after a shower? Internet access? Yep, Wi-Fi [free] and Internet access – wireless are in all rooms! Desk? Check. Desk, Laptop workspace, and Laptop workspace? Check. I’m a writer, sometimes even needing a computer. Mini bar? Yep, stocked with stuff that promised a slightly hazy (but good) evening. Refrigerator? Yes. Safe box? Yes. Slippers? Yes! Finally, a home for my feet!
The Imperfection of the Perfect: My only (minor) gripe? The shower pressure was… temperamental. One minute I'm getting a delightful cascade, the next it's a hesitant trickle. It was like the shower was having an existential crisis.
Cleanliness & Safety (My Inner Germaphobe Approved!)
Alright, let's talk about the important stuff. I’m notoriously fussy about cleanliness. With everything going on in the world, safety is paramount. Belmont Bliss passed with flying colors.
Key points I liked: Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Staff trained in safety protocol? Seemed like it. Hand sanitizer everywhere. My germ-panic was largely quelled. They've got the usual suspects: First aid kit, CCTV in common areas… which is fine, I guess. CCTV outside property? Yup. Fire extinguisher? Definitely. Smoke alarms? Yup.
The Room Sanitization Option: I loved that you could opt-out of room sanitization. It gives you a bit of control and shows genuine care.
The Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware Items: Everything looked spotless and was very much appreciated.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Stomach's Verdict)
Right, food. Because let's be honest, a good hotel experience lives and dies on the quality of its sustenance.
Restaurants & Bars: There's a restaurant. Several, actually. They offer a la carte, buffet (good, not great!), and even Asian and Western cuisine, and even some Asian cuisine in the restaurant. The Poolside Bar? Phenomenal! Cocktails with a view? Yes, please! The happy hour? A blissful way to end the day! Then the Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Snack bar! Excellent options!
The Buffet: The buffet was…well, standard hotel buffet fare. Fine for a quick bite, but nothing to write home about. Think more "functional" than "flavor explosion."
Breakfast: Got the Western breakfast. Asian breakfast is available. The breakfast service was actually quite good and the breakfast takeaway service was just as good!
Services and Conveniences (The Smooth Operator Stuff)
These extras can make or break your stay, right?
The Good: Doorman? Always a plus. Concierge? Super helpful. Dry cleaning and laundry service? Essential for a traveler. Luggage storage? Needed it. Daily housekeeping? My room was immaculate every single day. Cash withdrawal, convenience store, and currency exchange? They had it all, as you'd expect.
Convenience is key Contactless check-in/out? Love it! Elevator? Yes.
The "Meh": Food delivery? Available. But honestly? Sometimes I just want to be there… in the hotel, using its resources.
Other services: They offer business facilities, meeting/banquet facilities which are great.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Spa Day? Maybe!)
Ah, the fun stuff!
- The Spa/Sauna: The Spa! They've got a full shebang: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. I spent the afternoon being pampered, and honestly? Heaven. That massage? Worth the price of admission alone!
- Relaxation Central: Fitness center? Yup. Gym/fitness? Also, yup. The pool? Stunning, with a killer view. Perfect for post-spa bliss.
Getting Around (Taxi! Taxi!)
- Getting around: Airport transfer? Yes. Car park [free of charge]? Yes. Valet parking? Also, yes. Car park [on-site]? Yep. Taxi service? Easy peasy.
For the Kids (I'm Not a Parent, But…)
- Family/child friendly: They have babysitting service, in case you're traveling with your little ones.
The Verdict: Should You Book? (My Gut Feeling)
So, is Belmont Bliss really "chicest?" Well, it's certainly stylish and, for the price, offers a lot. It's a solid choice for your Jakarta getaway. The staff are lovely, the amenities are plentiful, the spa is divine, and the rooms are well-appointed and clean.
But here’s the messy truth:
- Accessibility Needs Serious Attention: The "facilities for disabled guests" claim needs clarification and improvement.
- The Buffet Needs an Upgrade: It's okay, but nothing exciting.
- Minor annoyances can pop up: Temperamental shower pressure.
Final Score: 4 out of 5 Stars (with a caveat).
Do I recommend it? Yes, with the following considerations:
- Accessibility: DOUBLE CHECK the specifics if you have mobility needs. Don’t just take my word for it.
- The Buffet: Manage your expectations.
- Overall: It's a GREAT option.
My Personal Offer (Because I'm Feeling Generous):
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Atena Creon: The French Secret You Need to Know
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my planned Jakarta adventure, a glorious, messy, and probably slightly disastrous (in the best possible way) trip. Consider this my "Elegant & Comfy 1BR Belmont Residence By Travelio Jakarta" itinerary… with a generous helping of chaos, because, frankly, that's how I roll.
Pre-Trip Anxiety & Pre-emptive Shopping Spree:
Weeks Before: The sheer logistics of this trip… ugh. Flights booked (pray for no delays!), Belmont Residence secured. The "Elegant & Comfy" part sounds promising, but I'm a bit skeptical of any place that touts "elegance" when I'm involved. My luggage? A disaster waiting to happen. I’m envisioning a suitcase explosion in every airport. This calls for retail therapy. So, a mad dash for travel adapters, mosquito repellent (my blood is apparently a gourmet delight for Asian mozzies), and… a ridiculous inflatable neck pillow shaped like a sloth. Because, you know, comfort.
Days Before: Holy. Crap. Packing. This is where things usually go south. Always. I've adopted a "throw everything in and hope for the best" approach. Will I need that sequined cocktail dress from 2012? Probably not. Will I pack it anyway? Absolutely. Anxiety levels: sky high. Research time! I'm desperately scouring blogs for tips on navigating Jakarta's traffic. I’ve already mentally prepared for a good hour in transit to the nearest grocery store - the thought is already melting my brain.
Day 1: Arrival & Orientation - Or, The Day I Got Slightly Lost (and Loved It):
- Morning: The flight. Pray again. Pray, the flight is seamless, the snacks are plentiful, and I get a window seat (because, reasons). On arrival, the immigration line. Always a test of patience. Then, baggage claim. The moment of truth. Did my suitcase survive? (Spoiler: probably not).
- Afternoon: Ugh, the airport! Trying to find that prebooked airport transfer was a pain. The driver was late. He didn't speak much English. This is gonna be fun. The drive to the Belmont Residence was… an experience. The Jakarta traffic is, in a word, legendary. We’re talking bumper-to-bumper, scooters weaving like kamikaze bees. I actually started to enjoy the chaos. It's hypnotic. After the drive, I arrive at the Residence. A quick check-in at the reception desk. A swift elevator ride. The apartment finally. "Elegant & Comfy" holds up, I have to admit. The view from the window is great, but I’m more interested in the aircon because I'm already sweating buckets.
- Evening: Okay, time to dive in. Dinner at a local warung (small eatery). I order something with noodles and chicken that looks vaguely familiar but probably couldn’t name. I have no idea what I'm eating, but it's delicious. The spices, the flavors… my taste buds are in heaven. Then, I decide to "explore." This quickly turns into "slightly wandering around, feeling mildly lost, and loving every minute of it." The alleyways, the smells (some good, some… not so much), the sheer energy of the city… it’s intoxicating. I bump into a street vendor selling what I think are little fried pancakes. I buy one. It's amazing. I eat three.
- Late Night: Jet lag is hitting me hard. I stumble back to the apartment, grinning like an idiot, utterly captivated by the city. I crash in the comfy bed, dreaming of fried pancakes and kamikaze scooter-bees.
Day 2: Culture Shock & Culinary Adventures (and Maybe a Nap):
- Morning: I promised myself I'd wake up early and be productive. Emphasis on promised. I eventually drag myself out of bed, fueled by lukewarm instant coffee. A visit to the National Museum is planned. I'm hoping to absorb some culture, learn something, and hopefully, not trip over anything. The Museum is HUGE. So much history. So many artifacts. I spend a glorious three hours wandering around, totally engrossed. Well, until my stomach starts rumbling.
- Afternoon: Food time! My quest for authentic Indonesian cuisine continues. I had been planning for ages to get some nasi goreng. My first nasi goreng experience was… well, let's just say I'm glad I got the mild version. Delicious and spicy! A nap is definitely required after that.
- Evening: Trying to get to a rooftop bar! I'm gonna try to overcome my fear of heights and conquer the Jakarta skyline. I'm hoping the cocktails are strong enough to make me forget I'm basically suspended in air. Fingers crossed!
Day 3: Shopping Spree & Stray Cats (plus, a potential massage!)
- Morning: I'm making a beeline for a local market. Time to brave the throngs, haggle like a pro (or at least attempt to… I’m terrible at haggling), and find some souvenirs and random treasures. But the real prize? Meeting a stray cat. I'm a sucker for strays, especially the ones with a particularly sad expression on their faces. Hopefully, I can find some food for the new friends.
- Afternoon: The shopping continues. I go to a mall. I browse the markets again. Shopping is seriously exhausting, though.
- Evening: I am thinking of getting a massage. I found a local spot that sounds promising. A massage sounds like heaven after all the walking. I'm going to get pampered.
Day 4: A Day Trip (or, The Day I Embraced My Inner Tourist):
- Morning: Day trip time! I'm torn. Should I visit the Thousand Islands? The Botanical Garden? Let's be spontaneous: I'm listening to my guts and deciding on the spot. I always love a bit of nature.
- Afternoon: Exploring the chosen destination. This is where I fully embrace my inner tourist. I’m taking photos of everything. The scenery, the local people, some random plants that look cool. It’s cheesy, and I don’t care. I'm taking it all in.
- Evening: Back at the Belmont Residence. I'm probably exhausted but blissfully content.
Day 5: Departure & Farewell - or, The End (for now):
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping. One final Indonesian breakfast. Packing (again… the nightmare continues). The airport. The flight. Departure.
- Afternoon: Long flight home. I'll drift away on the way home. Reflecting on my adventure. The people I met, the food I devoured, and the experiences I had.
- Evening: Back at home. I already miss Jakarta. I'm sure I'll be planning my return the moment I land.
Messy Notes and Random Thoughts:
- Traffic: Embrace the chaos, and invest in a good audiobook for the long rides.
- Food: Don't be afraid to try anything. Seriously. Everything.
- Language: Learn a few basic Indonesian phrases. It makes a difference!
- People: Indonesians are incredibly friendly and welcoming. Be open to conversation!
- Mosquitoes: They are relentless. Seriously.
- The Belmont Residence: "Elegant & Comfy" checks out. It's a haven after a long day of exploring.
- Overall Vibe: Jakarta is a sensory overload in the best possible ways. Get ready to be amazed, challenged, and utterly charmed.
This itinerary may be a little all over the place, but that's the point. It's real. It's honest. It's my chaotic, imperfect plan for the best possible trip to Jakarta. Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.
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Belmont Bliss: Jakarta, or "Blissfully Bewildered"? (A Travelio Review with a LOT of Opinions)
Okay, Spill the Tea: Is Belmont Bliss REALLY as "Chic" as They Say?
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because "chic" in Jakarta can mean a whole spectrum. Let's be honest, I booked Belmont Bliss expecting minimalist perfection as advertised on Travelio. Picture this: crisp white linens, floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking a sparkling Jakarta, and me, effortlessly chic in a silk robe. {Pauses for dramatic effect} Reality? Well, it was *mostly* chic. Think… chic with a tiny, slightly frantic Indonesian housekeeper frantically trying to make the slightly-less-than-pristine bathroom sparkle. (More on that later, darling.) So, yeah, generally chic. Worth the price? We'll get there. It's a journey, this review.
The Location: Worth Fighting Jakarta Traffic For?
Location, location, location, right? Belmont Bliss is supposedly near the airport, which is the primary reason I chose it. Let me tell you, and this is the truth, Jakarta traffic is a beast! I'd planned on a quick zip in, a relaxed evening, and a leisurely morning. Hah! The 'quick zip' turned into a two-hour odyssey of honking, fumes, and existential dread. (Seriously, I started questioning my life choices. Maybe I should have stayed in bed.) So, the proximity to the airport is a plus, *in theory*. But the reality? Plan for chaos. Factor in an extra hour, maybe two, just to be safe. And bring snacks. Lots of snacks. And maybe a stress ball. Unless you're into that whole slow-burn of traffic-induced ulcers, then you'll be fine.
The 1BR: Cozy or Claustrophobic? Is It Actually a "Getaway"?
The one-bedroom itself… okay, it's *mostly* cozy. It’s a classic city apartment; space is a precious commodity in Jakarta. I wouldn't describe it as sprawling, but it's perfectly manageable for a solo traveler or a couple who are, shall we say, *intimately* familiar with each other. I spent most of my time in the living room/kitchen area, which was bright and airy (thanks to those floor-to-ceiling windows, that did *almost* deliver the promised sparkle). The bedroom? Smallish, but the bed was comfortable. (Thank heavens, because after that traffic experience, I needed good sleep.) "Getaway?" That depends on your definition. It's a good place to chill away from the hustle of Jakarta, but I wouldn’t call it a secluded retreat. Just a comfortable spot to recharge. Still, I'd rate the "getaway" factor as a solid 7/10, maybe an 8 if you can block out the traffic noise, which isn't always easy. (They really need better soundproofing, Travelio, just saying...)
The Kitchen: Can You Actually Cook Anything? (Or Just Pretend?)
The kitchen… Ah, the kitchen. I'm a basic cook, okay? I can handle eggs, instant noodles, and maybe a stir-fry if I'm feeling ambitious. The kitchen at Belmont Bliss? It's got the basics: a small fridge, a stovetop, and some pots and pans. I attempted to cook some instant noodles. Failed miserably. (The burner was being a little...difficult). So, I'd say it's more for pretending to be a chef than actually being a chef. In my case, it was noodle or nothing. If you are planning a culinary adventure, pack your patience, and maybe some backup snacks. (Trust me on this. Always backup snacks.)
The Bathroom Chronicles: The Good, the Bad, and the (Slightly) Grimy.
Okay, the bathroom. This is where things got… interesting. As I said earlier, the bathroom was *mostly* clean. The towels were fluffy. The shower pressure was decent. The housekeeper tried very hard. But, and this is a big but… there was a lingering, slightly… *earthy* aroma. (Let's just say it wasn’t exactly roses and sunshine.) And the grout… Let’s just say it could have seen better days. I'm not one to complain, usually. But I spend most of my time trying to find a little bit of peace and relaxation at the end of a long day. I’ve seen cleaner, and I’ve seen much worse. It wasn’t a deal-breaker, but it did slightly dampen my "chic" vibe. I just needed a good bit of soap to wash away the slightly grim feeling. My emotional reaction? A low simmer of "Oh, honey, that's… *close*." The bathroom experience was a solid 6/10. Room for improvement, Travelio, room for improvement.
The Amenities: Pool, Gym, and Other Shiny Things?
Okay, the amenities. Belmont Bliss boasts a pool and a gym, which I didn't use (mostly because I was permanently exhausted from navigating the traffic). I did peek at the pool from my window. It looked… refreshing. The gym looked… well, like a gym. If you are the type to actually utilize these facilities, then good for you! (I am not). So, I can't offer any first-hand experience. However, Based on the photos, they appear to be modern. So, good for you, if you are a gym goer. If you are like me, just curl up with a good book and a cup of instant noodles...
The Wi-Fi: Essential or a Source of Frustration?
The Wi-Fi. Lord, let's talk about the Wi-Fi. It was… okay. I mean, it worked. Most of the time. Streaming videos was… hit or miss. I blame the location, not Travelio. This is Jakarta after all. You're not going to get the super speedy internet speeds you'd expect in a remote cabin in the mountains. It was adequate for checking emails and scrolling through social media, but if you depend on a blazing-fast connection, be prepared for some… moments. My emotional reaction? A sigh and a shrug. It could have been worse. It could have been non-existent. So, 6/10 for Wi-Fi. "It'll do, pig, it'll do."
Value for Money: Worth the Price Tag?
Alright, the million-dollar question: value for money. Look, Jakarta isn't cheap. Accommodation can get pricey. And Belmont Bliss? It's not the *cheapest* option, but it's *not* gouging, either. Taking everything into consideration… the location (traffic!), the amenities (unused!), the apartment itself (mostly chic, but…), the questionable bathroom… I'd say it’s *leaning* towards worth the price. If youMy Hotel Reviewst


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