Unwind in Paradise: Tengchong's Hot Springs Await at Holiday Inn Express!
Unwind in Paradise: Tengchong's Hot Springs Await at Holiday Inn Express!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the jade-green waters (well, more like, the idea of jade-green waters… and Wi-Fi, obviously) of the Holiday Inn Express in Tengchong! My recent trip there? Let's just say it was a rollercoaster fueled by hot springs and the endless quest for a decent cup of coffee. Here's the lowdown, warts and all, because frankly, I think all these reviews that are just perfectly polished… bore me!
First Impressions and Getting There (and the Ever-Present Wi-Fi Struggle – SEO Alert!)
Accessibility! – Okay, so Tengchong itself is… well, it is China. Accessibility isn't always the top priority. I didn't need a wheelchair, thank goodness, but if you do, call the hotel directly. They've got "Facilities for disabled guests" listed, but specific details are always key. The elevator? Yes, thankfully. Air conditioning in public area? Double yes. Because trust me, you'll want it. Getting there? Airport transfer is an option (and a MUST, especially if you're new to the area!). Airport transfer done right is a lifesaver. My flight was a bit delayed… the driver, though? Sweetest guy ever. Helped me with my luggage AND had a bottle of that mysterious (and, let's be honest, slightly terrifying) Chinese mineral water ready. Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]? That's a relief because finding parking in China can be like finding a decent New York slice in… well, China. And the Internet access [wireless] AND Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!… Phew! Needed that.
The Room: Sanctuary or… Well, Let's Just Say "Cozy" (with Lots of Wi-Fi!)
My room? It was… okay. Non-smoking room? Yes! Air conditioning? Lord, yes! The blackout curtains were a godsend after all the travel. The extra long bed was appreciated, although I'm pretty sure I could still touch the ceiling. Additional toilet wasn't a feature, but hey, one is usually enough. The desk was functional, the coffee/tea maker… well, let's just say it brewed something that resembled coffee. They do provide a complimentary tea, but my quest for decent coffee in China continued. Free bottled water? Always welcome. I'm a sucker for robes and slippers, I may or may not have worn those to the breakfast buffet (more on that later!). The bathroom was clean, but the bathtub? Let's just say, I'm a shower person. What was amazing was the number of places to plug in EVERYTHING. So the Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN was perfect! The Internet was reliable (more on that in a bit) since this is all a must-have in the modern world!
The Wi-Fi Drama… And the Glorious Resolution (SEO ALERT: Wi-Fi!)
Alright now… Wi-Fi in public areas? Spotty. Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms? Blessedly, yes. Now, let's be real, Wi-Fi in China can be… a journey. Expect the occasional dropped connection, the frustrating buffering, and the urge to throw your laptop out the window. But, the Holiday Inn Express? They seem to have gotten it mostly right. It wasn't blazing fast, but it was reliable enough for basic browsing, checking emails, and, you know, desperately trying to upload photos to Instagram (the struggle is real, people!). Now, the fact that I could reliably update my social media is HUGE. The Internet services were also adequate, it wasn't what I expected, but it was there and functional. Internet [LAN] was also nice, if you had a need for it! Seriously, consider this a HUGE win for the hotel.
Spa, Sauna, and the Dream of Relaxation (and More Wi-Fi!)
This is where things get interesting. The Spa, Sauna and Steamroom are a promise of paradise. Massage, Foot bath… yes, please! I am a huge fan of the hot springs. The Pool with view sounds divine (I never actually got to see it, but I assume it exists!). I really regret not getting a Body scrub and wrap, because I was so exhausted, I ended up in a coma! The Gym/fitness center was there, but I couldn't get myself to get out of bed to consider the Fitness center! I found the Sauna to get very hot, which I am not used to.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking… The Buffet! (SEO Alert: Restaurants & Food!)
The Restaurants? Yes! A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant? Yes, yes, and… um, mostly yes. The Breakfast [buffet] was… an experience. Let's just say, “buffet” in China is a whole thing. It runs the gamut from delicious to… let's call it "adventurous." They had Western breakfast options (thank the heavens!), but I gravitated towards the Asian breakfast staples. The Bar? Yes! Bottle of water? Always available. Poolside bar? I missed that. Oh, and the Snack bar? Perfect for those post-hot spring cravings. I would have loved to have gone to a Vegetarian restaurant. I had a Salad in restaurant, but could have used more greens. I would have loved to have seen the Desserts in restaurant but I was too full. Overall, yes the Soup in restaurant was the best. The International cuisine in restaurant was a bit basic, but edible.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Fine Print (SEO Alert: Hygiene & Security!)
The hotel felt safe. They had CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. Their "Hygiene certification" was front and center; it was also nice to see: Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They did Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services and Anti-viral cleaning products. I'm thankful for that! My room felt super clean. Smoke alarms are good! They offer Smoke detector!
Services and Conveniences… the Good, the Bad, and the… Well, "Functional" (SEO Alert: Services)
Daily housekeeping? Yes, and they were super efficient. Luggage storage? Yup. Laundry service and Ironing service? Available. Cash withdrawal and Currency exchange? Check and check. They have a Concierge? I didn’t need them, but the option was there. Elevator? Phew! Meeting/banquet facilities and Meetings? I didn’t need them. They offer a Convenience store which is always great. Car park [on-site]? Awesome!
**For the Kids? **
They have Babysitting service, Family/child friendly amenities, and Kids meal available.
What About the Things to Do!? (SEO Alert: Things to Do)
You're in Tengchong! That means you'll spend most of your time lounging in hot springs, exploring ancient towns, and… yeah, probably relaxing. The hotel is a great base for all of it.
Final Verdict: Unwind in Paradise… Mostly! (SEO Alert: Booking Suggestion)
Okay, here's the thing: the Holiday Inn Express in Tengchong isn't perfect. It's a solid, reliable hotel with a great location. But the real draw here is the promise of relaxation. The hot springs are the star of the show!
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Yerevan Penthouse Paradise: City Center BBQ Terrace Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the steaming, sulfurous, and slightly chaotic adventure that was my "relaxing" getaway to the Holiday Inn Express Tengchong Hot Spring by IHG in Tengchong, China. Prepare for a wild ride. And by wild, I mean I'm pretty sure I lost a sock somewhere. But hey, that's travel, right?
The (Highly Subjective) Tengchong Itinerary: A Humorous Breakdown
Day 1: Arrival and the Promise of Paradise (aka, Jet Lag is a Jerkface)
- Morning (ish): Touchdown in Tengchong! The airport? Small, efficient, and blessedly free of the screaming-child-carrying-a-giant-stuffed-animal-from-the-arrival-hall combo that plagues so many flights. Score. But… the jet lag monster was already lurking. I felt like a zombie trying to navigate a complex IKEA instruction manual. Checked in, feeling the delightful cool air.
- Afternoon: The promise of the hot springs. I was picturing serene, misty pools, floating like some goddess. Reality: A slightly more crowded pool than I’d imagined, teeming with fellow travelers. Oh well, adaptability. The water, however, was glorious. That silky warmth that just melts away the tension. I spent a solid hour just "existing" and then, I got ambitious…
- Late Afternoon: The Food Fiasco: Okay, let's talk about the food. Hotel restaurant? Decent, but lacked the zing I craved. So, I decided to venture out and try some local eats. Found a tiny noodle shop down the street. The food, I will admit, was good, but I had very limited Mandarin, which resulted in me accidentally ordering something with a suspicious amount of chili oil. My mouth was on fire. I think I sweated off a pound. Verdict: Delicious, but consider bringing your own fire extinguisher.
- Evening: Back to the hotel! After that spicy meal, all I wanted was to luxuriate in the hot spring. Success! Soaking in the soothing waters under a canopy of stars (or, you know, what I could see through the fog emanating from the pools) was pure bliss. Felt better. Sleep came quickly, but a rogue mosquito decided to make me its personal buffet. Jet lag combined with mosquito bites? The perfect storm.
Day 2: Volcanoes and the Valley of Tears (and Possibly, My Sanity)
- Morning: The Volcano Park! (Not a single active volcano erupting near me) Beautiful scenery! The air was crisp, the views spectacular. There was that whole "challenging hike" to the crater. I'm not a hiker, a fact that became painfully apparent. Every step was struggle, while a very spry 80-year-old local zipped past me with a smile. (I swear they put something different in their herbal tea.) The reward, however, was worth it. I even, gasp, felt the urge to take a picture.
- Afternoon: Winding Roads and Lost Socks: The driver, on my way to visit the Heshun Ancient Town, was a character. He whistled, he hummed, he talked a mile a minute in Mandarin that I only half understood, and the roads are… well, they're "adventurous," shall we say? Turns out I lost a sock somewhere in the car. Where does one lose a sock in a moving vehicle? The world may never now.
- Late Afternoon: Heshun Ancient Town: Charm and Chaos. Now this was what I came for. Cobblestone streets, traditional architecture, the smell of freshly baked pastries wafting from every corner… Heshun was postcard-perfect. I wandered, I explored, I got wonderfully lost. I attempted to buy a souvenir (a jade bracelet that probably cost me way too much), and haggled (badly). More sweat.
- Evening: A second dip in the hot springs (because, therapy). I vowed to eat a more sensible dinner (but, of course, ended up ordering more spicy noodles, because I apparently learn nothing). Felt a little better. The lack of a sock was bothering me.
Day 3: Goodbye, Tengchong. Hello, Reality (and Laundry)
- Morning: A last, glorious breakfast. Tried to savor every bite, because, you know, reality was calling. One last dip in the hot springs. It was the most peaceful I had felt the entire trip.
- Late Morning: Checked out. Farewells with the hotel staff (who, by now, knew me and my penchant for spicy food). The airport was uneventful.
- Afternoon: Back home. Jet lag still lingering (the jerk!). Unpacked. Found the rogue mosquito bite. Did laundry (sockless, sadly). Started planning my return trip.
Quirks and Observations:
- The Constant Fog: Tengchong is often shrouded in mist. It adds a certain ethereal quality until you're trying to find your way around town and suddenly can't see three feet in front of you.
- The Locals: The people of Tengchong are incredibly friendly and welcoming. Even if you don't speak Mandarin (like me), they'll go out of their way to try and help. I attempted to converse in the hotel. It was amusing.
- The Transportation: Taxis are plentiful, but the drivers are… let's just say "enthusiastic." Hold on tight!
- That Missing Sock: It still haunts me.
Emotional Summary:
- Highs: The hot springs. The volcano views. The amazing food (even with the chili oil incident). The feeling of being completely disconnected from the world.
- Lows: Jet lag, mosquito bites, the lost sock, and the constant feeling of being slightly lost.
- Overall: Absolutely worth it. I'd go back in a heartbeat (and maybe find a good place to buy socks). Tengchong? It's a beautiful, chaotic, and utterly memorable experience. Go. Just be prepared to embrace the mess. And maybe bring extra socks. Just in case.
Okay, so, Tengchong Hot Springs. Is it *really* as dreamy as the brochure makes it sound? Because let's be real, brochures lie.
Dreamy? Alright, let's unpack this. The Holiday Inn Express... not exactly the Four Seasons, you know? It's clean, functional, the breakfast is... well, *breakfast*, and the beds are actually comfortable. But the *brochure*... oh, that brochure. It promised shimmering pools under a starlit sky, romance, and inner peace. And... it *mostly* delivered. The hot springs themselves? Amazing. Especially after a truly brutal day of haggling over jade (more on that later). Imagine this: steaming water, the air crisp, maybe a few distant whispers of Mandarin, and you, just... melting. I swear, my shoulders physically unclenched. Then again, the "starlit sky" was partially obscured by some rogue clouds and a slightly dodgy streetlight. But hey, imperfections, right? They’re what give life flavor.
The Holiday Inn Express. What's *that* like? Because let's face it, it's not why you're going to spend hours in the air.
Alright, Holiday Inn Express. The anchor. The reliable, if slightly bland, home base. Think clean, not luxurious. Think functional, not inspiring. But I'll tell you what *did* inspire me: the sheer relief of collapsing onto that bed after a day of navigating the chaotic beauty of Tengchong. It's a solid choice. Free Wi-Fi that *mostly* works. Breakfast that offers a terrifyingly orange instant juice, but also some decent noodles. The staff? Super friendly, even if my Mandarin is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Don't expect the Ritz, but you're not paying Ritz prices. Honestly? I'd stay again. Mostly because the hot springs are *that* good.
Tell me about the Hot Springs. Specifically, the ones you actually *went* to. The juicy details!
Okay, here's the real meat of the experience. I splurged and went to a few different ones. There was the one *right* next to the hotel, which was convenient as hell. Then, I braved the one recommended by the hotel staff, which involved a slightly harrowing taxi ride. And finally, one that I had to *hike* to through a bamboo forest, which I absolutely should have skipped. The one attached to the hotel? Lovely, easy, and perfectly fine. But the one I had to take a taxi to? *That* was where it got interesting. Imagine this: giant pools, some with different temperatures, some with little waterfalls to massage your back, some with, and this is important, *bubbles*. Ah the bubbles! I spent a good hour just bobbing around, utterly oblivious to the world. One woman started doing yoga, which I found slightly intimidating, if absolutely stunning. And let's not forget the little snacks at the kiosk. And a really, really awful massage that somehow, *still* released some tension. Perfect!
Jade Market. You mentioned jade. Spill the tea! Did you buy anything amazing? Get ripped off? The suspense is killing me!
Jade Market. Oh, jade market. A sensory overload of colorful stone, insistent vendors, and the distinct scent of 'potential regret'. I went in with the innocent intention of buying a *delicate* jade pendant. Ended up spending *hours* being shown items I didn't fully understand and being spoken to at a speed that my Mandarin absolutely could not process. The whole process was incredibly overwhelming. And exhausting! Did I get ripped off? Probably. Did I buy anything amazing? Well...I now possess a slightly lopsided jade bracelet that possibly cost way too much. But you know what? It serves as a constant reminder of Tengchong. The bracelet is flawed, just like me, but that's what makes it special. I'm not sure if I feel ripped off or just part of the experience. It was a good story if nothing else.
Food! What about the food? Anything you absolutely *loved*? Anything you'd rather forget?
The food. Okay, the food. The noodles at the Holiday Inn Express breakfast, were, at the very least, adequate. I'm not sure I could say I loved them. I mostly just ate them for fuel. But Tengchong itself? The food scene is a delight. I had some amazing street food. Little dumplings with dipping sauces. Spicy stir-fries. I tried the local specialties, though I don't remember the names. Everything was so fresh and flavorful. The best thing was definitely the "crossing-the-bridge" rice noodles, which I was talked into eating over and over again. Even the questionable-looking black fungus had me coming back for more. I also stumbled upon a local restaurant that was just *magical*, though I can't remember the name. A little mom-and-pop place that was absolutely packed with locals. I just pointed at things on the menu and hoped for the best. Best decision ever.
Anything else? Any Hidden Gems, or Disasters to Avoid?
Okay, some scattered thoughts... The hiking was beautiful, even if I got hopelessly lost (GPS saved me, thank the gods!). The local markets, which I loved to wander through, even though I have no idea of what I was buying. I'd say, take the time to wander, get delightfully lost, and embrace the chaos. I'd say learn a few basic Mandarin phrases. And be prepared to bargain – *especially* at the jade market. But most of all? Go to the hot springs. Seriously. They're worth the trip. Even if the road to paradise is a little bumpy. And maybe, just maybe, pack a good book. You'll have plenty of time to read while you're soaking in those bubbles. And try to avoid the bamboo forest hike if it is raining, it's just miserable. Enjoy the ride!
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