Hotel 55 Shirota: Novosibirsk's Hidden Gem (Luxury Redefined!)

Hotel 55 Shirota: Novosibirsk's Hidden Gem (Luxury Redefined!)
Hotel 55 Shirota: Novosibirsk's Hidden Gem? (Luxury Redefined!) - A Chaotic, Opinionated Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the slightly-too-fancy world of Hotel 55 Shirota in Novosibirsk. "Luxury redefined," they say. Let's see if this hidden gem actually sparkles, or if it's just another polished rock pretending to be a diamond. And because, let's be real, I'm not a robot, this review is going to be less "objective travel guide" and more "slightly unhinged tourist's diary."
First Impressions & Accessibility (The Good, The Not-So-Good, and the "Huh?")
Finding the place was a journey. Moscow, by comparison, is a breeze. Novosibirsk? Let's just say my phone's GPS had a nervous breakdown. Finally found it, though. The building… well, it's imposing. Modern, sleek, maybe a little… cold. Like, a chic iceberg kind of cold.
Accessibility: Now, this is where things get interesting. The website claims facilities for disabled guests… and there is an elevator. Praise the travel gods! The entrance seemed pretty level, too. But, and this is a big "but," I didn't exactly run around with a wheelchair. Definitely a good thing to confirm directly before booking if accessibility is paramount. I'm a walking, talking person, so I could only give a general view from the outside. More research needed here, people! Call them!
The Room (Ah, the Room. My Sanctuary… and Occasionally, My Frustration)
Okay, the first thing. The room was clean. Like, suspiciously clean. They are really cleaning, they said… I'm all about clean, and with the world being how it is. You know, the whole "anti-viral cleaning products" thing? I wasn't worried. But… there's a fine line between clean and sterile, and this place was flirting with sterile.
Available in all rooms: Okay, okay, let's list what's in the room, a true luxury hotel. Additional toilet: Yep! Air conditioning: Thank goodness. Alarm clock: Check. Bathrobes: Yes! Bathroom phone: Weird, but okay. Bathtub: Nice, although I swear I heard it saying "I'm too fancy to be used by you." Blackout curtains: Essential for battling Siberian sunshine (or, you know, the occasional all-nighter fueled by travel exhaustion). Carpeting: Felt plush. Closet: Plenty of space for my chaotic wardrobe. Coffee/tea maker: Needed! They even had complimentary tea – score! Complimentary tea: Double score! Daily housekeeping: Gotta love it. Desk: Perfect for pretending I was doing work (I wasn't). Extra long bed: Glorious! Free bottled water: Hydration station, activated! Hair dryer: Mandatory. High floor: Amazing view! In-room safe box: Never used it, but it's there. Interconnecting room(s) available: Useful for families. Internet access – LAN: And Wi-Fi! More on that later… Internet access – wireless: Triple score! Ironing facilities: Because wrinkles are not on my itinerary. Laptop workspace: Same as the desk. Linens: Felt luxurious. Mini bar: Tempting, even at the price. Mirror: Check. Non-smoking: Excellent. On-demand movies: Did not partake. Private bathroom: Obviously. Reading light: For that post-sauna zen moment (ha!). Refrigerator: A must-have. Safety/security feature: You betcha. Satellite/cable channels: Whatever. Scale: Ugh, no comment. Seating area: Comfy. Separate shower/bathtub: Fancy. Shower: Good water pressure. Slippers: Yes! Smoke detector: Good to know. Socket near the bed: Crucial. Sofa: Comfy. Soundproofing: Amazing. Made it difficult to hear the chaos outside my door. Telephone: Used it once to order room service! Toiletries: Smelled divine. Towels: Fluffy heaven. Umbrella: Probably should have used it. Visual alarm: Didn’t need it, but good for those who do. Wake-up service: Never use it! Wi-Fi [free]: (See below) Window that opens: Yes, and I needed a good breath of Siberian air to wake up
Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Mostly)
Okay, this is where things got real. The website boasts about "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" which is true…ish. It was mostly reliable, but there were moments where I swear the connection went on strike. I'm talking buffering that could rival a slow-motion film. Thankfully, the LAN was in the room, and I could connect to the internet.
Things to Do? (Beyond the Room…and the occasional existential crisis)
Okay, so, they have a Fitness center and a pool with a view (a stunning view, by the way!) and a sauna and a Spa/sauna thing, and a steam room. I tried. I really tried. The pool was gorgeous (and thankfully, not an iceberg!), but I'm more of a "lounge on the sofa and order room service" kind of person. I saw the massage options, but didn't indulge. My inner sloth won.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Food Glorious Food!)
The restaurants… they have restaurants. Multiple! A la carte in restaurant: Yep! They offer Asian cuisine in restaurant, and also International cuisine in restaurant! A bar exists. And a coffee shop, which I visited.
Breakfast: Was a serious highlight. They offer the breakfast [buffet], and the Asian breakfast, and the Western breakfast, and, get this… Breakfast in room! (My jam). The buffet was impressive, overflowing with options. If you really wanted, they'd do the breakfast takeaway service.
- Opinionated rant about the buffet: The buffet was a symphony of deliciousness… mostly. The pastries! Oh, the pastries! But the coffee… could have been better. It was drinkable, but not quite the fuel I needed to conquer the wilds of Novosibirsk. More coffee is needed!
Room Service: My lifeline throughout the trip. Room service [24-hour]. The menu was extensive; the service was prompt. Absolute bliss.
Other food-related tidbits: A Snack bar and a Poolside bar is there. They have Coffee/tea in restaurant, and I did a lot of ordering of that. Desserts in restaurant and Soup in restaurant are available. They also offer a Vegetarian restaurant, for the more refined palates.
Cleanliness and Safety (Important Stuff!)
Okay, this is where Hotel 55 Shirota really shines. They take hygiene seriously. The Anti-viral cleaning products, the Daily disinfection in common areas, and the Rooms sanitized between stays made me actually feel safe. This is truly nice to see when you are on the road. The staff really seemed to care. The Hand sanitizer was everywhere. I especially appreciated the Safe dining setup.
Services and Conveniences (The Extras That Make Life Easier)
Okay, here's the laundry list of things they offer:
- Air conditioning in public area: Cool.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Sure!
- Business facilities: If you have to work.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes, thanks.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Contactless check-in/out: A lifesaver!
- Convenience store: Useful.
- Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: Yep.
- Doorman: Welcoming.
- Dry cleaning: Perfect for travelers.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Facilities for disabled guests: (See Accessibility).
- Food delivery: (Through room service).
- Ironing service: Still haven’t figured out how to use some of those.
- Laundry service: Important.
- Luggage storage: Appreciated.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: For those who like to mingle.
- On-site event hosting: Again, for others.
- Safety deposit boxes: Peace of mind.
- Smoking area: Gotta have it.
- Terrace: Nice.
- Xerox/fax in business center: If, again, you must work.
For the Kids (Because Families Need Love Too)
They have the Babysitting service, the Family/child friendly, and the Kids meal. So, you have got it covered if you have got the kids.
Getting Around (The Siberian Shuffle)
- Airport transfer: Yes (

Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your cookie-cutter itinerary. This is my trip to Novosibirsk, Russia, centered around the Hotel 55 Shirota. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and enough caffeine intake to power a small city.
Day 1: Arrival & Siberian Sizzle (or, the "It's Bloody Freezing" Edition)
8:00 AM (Moscow Time) - Departure from Moscow (ugh, a red-eye!)
- Ugh. Did I really need to volunteer for a flight this early? My brain is still back in my Moscow hotel room, dreaming of that last croissant.
- An anecdote: I swear, airport security always sees right through my attempt to blend in. Today, the officer gave me the stink eye after I dropped my boarding pass…twice. Twice! Mortifying.
12:00 PM (Novosibirsk Time) - Arrival at Tolmachevo Airport (OVB).
- Alright, Novosibirsk! Let the adventure commence! Wait…is that snow? Already?
- Observation: The airport is…functional. Let's leave it at that. The baggage carousel, however, seems to be playing a cruel game of "Where's My Suitcase?".
1:00 PM - Transfer to Hotel 55 Shirota.
- Taxi ride. Praying the driver doesn't speak too much Russian. I’m really rusty.
- Emotional reaction: The anticipation is a mix of excitement and nerves. Is this going to be an amazing trip or am I going to get hopelessly lost in the snow?
2:00 PM - Check-in at Hotel 55 Shirota.
- The lobby is clean, and the staff seem friendly. Finally, a warm room!
- Quirky observation: The giant, fluffy white towels are like little pillows of comfort. I might just steal one.
3:00 PM - Explore the Immediate Surroundings.
- Needed some fresh air (and a reminder of where I’m staying!):
- Walked up and down the local area.
- Imperfection: I got lost! Twice! Used my phone. Now I feel silly.
- Needed some fresh air (and a reminder of where I’m staying!):
6:00 PM - Dinner at a Local Restaurant (TBD, but Praying for some authentic Pelmeni).
- Found a place by Hotel 55 Shirota. Fingers crossed it’s as good as I have been told.
- Opinionated Language: If this place doesn’t have good dumplings, I'm staging a protest. A peaceful, hungry protest.
8:00 PM - Early Night. Jet Lag and Snow Fatigue are Real, People.
- Seriously. Sleep.
- Rambling: I wonder if I'll dream in Russian tonight? Or maybe just of warm blankets and hot chocolate. Oh, I wish I could have hot chocolate.
Day 2: Culture Shock and Siberian Strolls (and Did I Mention the Cold?)
9:00 AM - Breakfast at Hotel 55 Shirota.
- Hoping they have something other than mysterious meats.
- Stronger emotional reaction: Thank goodness for the coffee! I may not have enough energy to get through this day.
10:00 AM - Visiting the Novosibirsk Opera and Ballet Theatre.
- Wow. Absolutely stunning. The architecture is breathtaking.
- Doubling Down on Experience: The grandeur of the place is seriously overwhelming. I found myself just staring at the ceiling for a solid five minutes, completely lost in the artwork. I felt so small.
12:30 PM - Lunch at a Cafeteria Near the Theatre.
- Found a cafeteria. Surprisingly good food!
- Messier Structure: I seem to have lost my appetite. Is it the cold? Maybe jet lag? I don't know, but I just want to stare at the Opera House again.
2:00 PM - Walk along Red Prospekt.
- Gotta see the heart of the city. Again, freezing!
- Natural Pacing: Stopped multiple times to warm up. My nose is red, and my fingers are numb, but it is beautiful.
4:00 PM - Visit a Local Museum (TBD, suggestions welcome!).
- I would like to focus on history. If I can find one that isn't closed.
- Minor Category: Shopping.
7:00 PM - Dinner near the hotel.
- Let’s see if they have any warm foods.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm already exhausted, but I'm loving this so far. I just need a nap.
9:00 PM - Relax at the hotel.
- Observation: Just realized they have a sauna!
Day 3: A Day of Rest and Reflection (And Maybe a Sauna or Two)
9:00 AM - Breakfast.
- Remember the sauna?
10:00 AM - Recover, write, and relax, or, well…
- I’m probably going to be doing nothing.
7:00 PM - Dinner in the Hotel's Restaurant (if it exists, otherwise, back to somewhere warm and familiar).
- Quirky Observation: I might order two desserts. Just to make up for all the lost time.
8:30 PM - Early night.
- Reflection: I need to keep journaling. I have more to say.
Day 4: Departure (Sob! And, Hopefully, a Souvenir or Two)
9:00 AM - Breakfast
- I will miss this.
10:00 AM - Last-Minute Souvenir Shopping (If I have time!).
- Imperfection: If I don't, so be it!
- Minor Category: Packing.
12:00 PM - Check-out from Hotel 55 Shirota.
- Stronger emotional reaction: Leaving is bittersweet. I could have stayed longer.
1:00 PM - Transfer to Tolmachevo Airport.
- Natural Pacing: Saying goodbye to the snow.
3:00 PM (Novosibirsk Time) - Departure. Goodbye, Novosibirsk! (For Now!).
- Rambling: I really do need to learn Russian, or at least improve it. Next time, I'll learn more about the area.
Onwards!
This is just a starting point, a rough sketch. The real adventure is in the messiness, the surprises, and the unexpected moments. And with a little luck and a lot of fur hats, Novosibirsk will be unforgettable. Now, where did I put that dictionary…?
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